Thursday Nights Haven't Been The Same Since Joey Went Off The Air

Don't ask me to explain, because we all know it's true. It seems that now there's no central hub for us youngsters to orbit around on a Thursday evening, nothing to get me pumped up for TGIF on Frid--oh that's right, that's not around anymore either. What are we doin', TV?

After day 1 in the industry I've come to the conclusion that I am now an expert on what the problem is with television in these modern, pre-post apocalyptic times in which we live. No longer are we gathering around the boob tube with our families, laughing and bonding together while eating our TV dinners and preparing for an impending atomic bomb from Russia. I think we all miss those days.

Regardless of my sentimentality, they're not comin' back so let's come up with something better instead of airing a lot of mediocre shows during primetime, which, by the way, barely exists anymore either. Because even the really good stuff doesn't particularly lend itself to community viewing, and, well, that's a shame.

So, when I finally complete the formula for the perfect new wave of futuristic television, you'll all be the first to know, and you'll all be super excited. In the meantime take solace in the fact that in the end, none of this really matters in the larger sense because it's all just superficial entertainment. There are real things going on people...so go play outside or something.

Realistically,

Adam