“Hey Steve, don’t you think it’d be pretty hip to start a blog together illustrating in comic detail the various ups and downs of our experiences in Los Angeles over the next several months?”
“That sounds stupid.”
“Awesome. Can I put that in the blog?”
And so began the most prestigious, intelligent, and clever blog partnership about two young dudes’ ups and downs of their experiences in Los Angeles ever created.
I’m Adam…and I’m Steve…and this is our blog. If you don’t like it then send us a letter. An e-letter. Because we love getting letters.
Before we begin on this long and arduous journey through the series of tubes that is the Internet, I think it would behoove us to assure our avid readers that this blog will have little to nothing to do with either jazz or fusion, because (and I can’t speak for Steve on this one) I dislike jazz fusion, although this is almost entirely to do with the fact that I am unfamiliar with the art form, and I fear that which I am unfamiliar with.
With these tiresome introductions out of the way, we now feel free to proceed in broadcasting our thoughts into the world, something the world has been waiting for for billions of years, it just didn’t know it yet. So welcome to Adam & Steve’s jazz fusion blog—where the winner takes all and the loser is sentenced to an untimely and excruciatingly painful death—because this is our blog and when two people share a blog they can do whatever they want. That’s probably in a constitutional amendment somewhere. And if it isn’t…well, isn’t that what we’re fighting for?
Bittersweetly,
Adam & Steve
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